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she/her | adult | crow enthusiast | grass pollen allergy

TOP REVIEW:

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lmfao bro my brain is always keeping me on my toes. i have lost the ability to sleep

jewish-harley-quinn:

jewish-harley-quinn:

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BREAKFAST???

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For reference,

monsterhospital:

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speedlimit15:

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

ex0skeletal-undead:

escuerzoresucitado:

Yellow headed day gecko

Thinking about his small bones

  Anonymous:

took a bong rip of salvia and activated my past life memories of being the chimpanzee from Bedtime for Bonzo. Does not mauling Ronald Reagan when I had the chance make me a liberal?

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

in a post carceral state we must not focus on the sins of the past but the possibilities of the future. rip harder next time so you can astral project harder and finally fucking kill him

gamemakerm:

chaser:

So we’ve been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline “Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes” but then overdoing the “local man” trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered “Local woman” but then that sounds like we’re typecasting women so that wasn’t great either, but I think we’ve finally found a worthy compromise:

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manedwolfgirllegs:

“Re Blog” to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

cryptotheism:

I feel like people underestimate how much story you can get into a story. A good novel should have four or five other novels happening offscreen. Otherwise you end up with side characters that feel like they pop into existience the moment the protagonists need to talk to them.

mario-with-sunglasses:

mario-with-sunglasses:

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just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It’s just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I’m his special boy

okay I lied. that’s just a normal GameCube disc. Wizard shrunk me to mouse size as punishment for being alive. someone please help me